32. Yo mama so poor she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.
33. Yo mama so poor TV dinner trays are her good china.
34. Yo mama so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"
35. Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
36. Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
37. Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN.
38. Yo mama so poor I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
39. Yo mama so poor I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
40. Yo mama so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.