1. Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
2. I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.
3. I called Yo daddy a fag and he hit me with his purse!
4. Yo daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls.
5. Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.
6. Yo daddy's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.
7. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
8. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
9. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
10. Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas.
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