21. Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

22. Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

23. Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

24. Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

25. Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.


26. Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

27. Yo momma so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

28. Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

29. Yo momma so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

30. Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."