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1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
8. Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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