41. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!

42. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

43. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."

44. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

45. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


46. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

47. Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

48. Yo momma so fat God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

49. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

50. Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!