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31. Yo mama like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
32. Yo mama like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.
33. Yo mama like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
34. Yo mama like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
35. Yo mama like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
36. Yo mama like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
37. Yo mama like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
38. Yo mama like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
39. Yo mama like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
40. Yo mama like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
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