41. Yo mama so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

42. Yo mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.


43. Yo mama so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"

44. Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

45. Yo mama so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel "