11. Yo daddy’s so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
12. Yo daddy’s so ugly, that’s not a receding hair line, that’s his hair running away from his face.
13. Yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.
14. Yo daddy suffers from dick-do disease… His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
15. Yo daddy’s so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
16. Yo daddy’s like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
17. Yo daddy’s so stupid, when yo mama says “Give me ten inches and make it hurt!” he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head… and yo mama likes that.
18. Yo daddy is so bald, I used his head as a mirror!
19. Yo daddy is so stupid, I told him if he can guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them and he said three!
20. Yo daddy so fat, he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!