Yo Mama Like A Jokes, Page 5….

41. Yo mama like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

42. Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

43. Yo mama like a fan, she’s always blowing someone.

44. Yo mama like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

45. Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

46. Yo mama like a turtle, once she’s on her back she’s fucked.

47. Yo mama like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

48. Yo mama like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

49. Yo mama like a bowling ball… round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

50. Yo mama like a nickel, she ain’t worth a dime.

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