Yo Mama Like A Jokes, Page 7….

61. Yo mama like Discover card, she gives cash back.

62. Yo mama like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

63. Yo mama like a microwave, one button and she’s hot.

64. Yo mama like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

65. Yo mama like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

66. Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty… first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

67. Yo mama like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

68. Yo mama like a squirrel, she’s always got some nuts in her mouth.

69. Yo mama like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.