1. Yo momma so black, when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights!
2. Yo momma so black, when she went to night school they marked her as absent!
3. Yo momma so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on!
4. Yo momma so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal!
5. Yo momma so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk!
6. Yo momma so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime!
7. Yo momma so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!
8. Yo momma so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight!
9. Yo momma so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on!
10. Yo momma so black, she drinks water and pees coffee!