Yo Mama So Short Jokes, Page 1….

1. Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

2. Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

3. Yo momma so short she models for trophys.

4. Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”

5. Yo momma so short she doesn’t roll dice, she pushes them!

6. Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear.

7. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

8. Yo momma so short she can do push-ups under the door.

9. Yo momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple.

10. Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.

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