Yo Mama So Short Jokes, Page 2….

11. Yo momma so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

12. Yo momma so short Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin’ on her.

13. Yo momma so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

14. Yo momma so short she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

15. Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

16. Yo momma so short she be jumping off curbs talkin’ bout “Weeee!”

17. Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

18. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed.

19. Yo momma so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

20. Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.

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