Yo Mama So Short Jokes, Page 3….

21. Yo momma so short her best friend is an ant.

22. Yo momma so short her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

23. Yo momma so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

24. Yo momma so short she can suck my dick standing up.

25. Yo momma so short she can surf on a popsicle stick.

26. Yo momma so short she doesn’t have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.

27. Yo momma so short she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

28. Yo momma so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.

29. Yo momma so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

30. Yo momma so short, she’s a teller at a piggy bank.

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