Yo Mama So White Jokes, Page 1….

1. Yo mama so white, she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican!

2. Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black!

3. Yo mama so white, you family wear shades indoors!

4. Yo mama so white, you never need the light on!

5. Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!

6. Yo mama so white, when she goes jogging at night, there’s no need for her to wear anything reflective!

7. Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah!

8. Yo mama so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night!

9. Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb!

10. Yo mama so white, when she visited the whitehouse she got lost!

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