31. Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Sprite!
32. Yo momma so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
33. Yo momma so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
34. Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
35. Yo momma so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
36. Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
37. Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
38. Yo momma so dumb that under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
39. Yo momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
40. Yo momma so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.