91. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
92. Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
93. Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
94. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
95. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
96. Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Buic!.
97. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship!
98. Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
99. Yo momma so fat to her “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
100. Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!