101. Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
102. Yo momma so fat she won “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
103. Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.
104. Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
105. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!
106. Yo momma so fat, when she fell nobody laughed, but the floor was craking up!