31. Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
32. Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “I’ll Take It!”
33. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”
34. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
35. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
36. Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
37. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
38. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
39. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
40. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.