51. Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
52. Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
53. Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
54. Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!
55. Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
56. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
57. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
58. Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
59. Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
60. Yo momma so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real!