61. Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
62. Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
63. Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
64. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
65. Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
66. Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
67. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
68. Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin’ tights!
69. Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
70. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!