71. Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
72. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
73. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
74. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
75. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
76. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!
77. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
78. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
79. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
80. Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.