81. Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
82. Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
83. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
84. Yo momma so fat she uses redwood trees to pick her teeth.
85. Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
86. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
87. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
88. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!
89. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
90. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.