Yo Momma So Old Jokes, Page 2….

11. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

12. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

13. Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

14. Yo mama so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

15. Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

16. Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.

17. Yo mama so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

18. Yo mama so old she’s blind from the big bang.

19. Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!

20. Yo mama so old she watches PBS.

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