Yo Momma So Old Jokes, Page 4….

31. Yo mama so old she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.

32. Yo mama so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

33. Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

34. Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible.

35. Yo mama so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

36. Yo mama so old she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

37. Yo mama so old she planted the first tree at Central Park.

38. Yo mama so old her birthday expired.

39. Yo mama so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

40. Yo mama so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

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