Yo Momma So Poor Jokes, Page 2….

11. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING!”

12. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

13. Yo mama so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

14. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

15. Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

16. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

17. Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus!

18. Yo mama so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”

19. Yo mama so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”

20. Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet!

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