31. Yo mama so poor the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
32. Yo mama so poor she can’t even afford free cookies from the supermarket.
33. Yo mama so poor TV dinner trays are her good china.
34. Yo mama so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said “Don’t use the good china!”
35. Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
36. Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
37. Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN.
38. Yo mama so poor I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said “Don’t be greedy.”
39. Yo mama so poor I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said “Who’s tearing down the drapes?”
40. Yo mama so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.