21. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
22. Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
23. Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
24. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
25. Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
26. Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
27. Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
28. Yo momma so ugly she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
29. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
30. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.