11. Yo momma so fat that when God said “Let There Be Light” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
12. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
13. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up!
14. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
15. Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
16. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
17. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
18. Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
19. Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
20. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”