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• 58 jokes Yo Mama So Dumb The ones that question her whole decision-making process.
• 96 jokes Yo Mama So Fat The heavyweight division. Undefeated since the dial-up era.
• 40 jokes Yo Mama So Poor Broke in ways the dictionary hasn't caught up to yet.
• 47 jokes Yo Mama So Old Older than the site. Older than the internet. Older than dirt, and she taught dirt.
• 27 jokes Yo Mama So Short Vertically economical. Punchlines are not.
• 16 jokes Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow A whole category built out of butter. Committed to the bit.
• 32 jokes Yo Mama So Ugly Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Older than most of the internet

This site went up on November 4, 1997, back when it lived on a dial-up host and the jokes came in by email. It has been collecting yo mama jokes ever since — read badly, argued over, and quoted at bus stops for nearly three decades.

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