21. Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAY-UM!”
22. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
23. Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now!
24. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
25. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
26. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
27. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!
28. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
29. Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling “Free Willy!”
30. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!