1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.