11. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
12. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
13. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?”
14. Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
15. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
16. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
17. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
18. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
19. Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
20. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!