1. Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
2. Yo mama like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
3. Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
4. Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
5. Yo mama like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
6. Yo mama like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
7. Yo mama like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
8. Yo mama like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
9. Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
10. Yo mama like a racing car…she burns four rubbers in one night!