11. Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
12. Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.
13. Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
14. Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
15. Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
16. Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
17. Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
18. Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
19. Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
20. Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.