41. Yo momma so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
42. Yo momma so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.
43. Yo momma so dumb that she went to an L.A. Clippers game to get a hair cut.
44. Yo momma so dumb she couldn’t read an audio book.
45. Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
46. Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
47. Yo momma so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
48. Yo momma so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
49. Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
50. Yo momma so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”