41. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a “Caution! Wide Turn” sign!
42. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
43. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “One at a time, please.”
44. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
45. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
46. Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
47. Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
48. Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved!
49. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
50. Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!