1. Yo mama so old she has Jesus’ beeper number!
2. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
3. Yo mama so old she’s older than yo grandma!
4. Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
5. Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
6. Yo mama so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
7. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
8. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
9. Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
10. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.