31. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
32. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born they called a garbage man instead of a doctor.
33. Yo momma so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes!
34. Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror Bloody Mary said, “I QUIT!”
35. Yo momma so ugly, she scared she shit out of the toilet!
36. Yo momma so ugly, Hello Kitty said Goodbye!
37. Yo momma so ugly, she made the Buggy Man run out of business!