Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma!

Yo mama so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she's in Jesus' yearbook!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo mama so old when she reads the Bible she reminisces.

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo mama so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything."

Yo mama so old she was Jesus' wet nurse.

Yo mama so old she's blind from the Big Bang.

Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!

Yo mama so old she watches PBS.

Yo mama so old she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mama so old she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.

Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama so old when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama so old she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama so old she took friendship pictures with Adam and Eve.

Yo mama so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama so old she has an autographed Bible.

Yo mama so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the Bible.

Yo mama so old she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama so old when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama so old she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama so old she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama so old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama so old she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.