Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly she walked into Taco Bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born they called a garbage man instead of a doctor.
Yo momma so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes!
Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror Bloody Mary said, "I QUIT!"
Yo momma so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye!
Yo momma so ugly, she made the Boogie Man run out of business!

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